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Seriously, the paperwork on this shit is ridiculous. [Jan. 22nd, 2007|05:36 pm]
Insanity

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[admiraltucker]
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*fills out paperwork regarding the taking of Secorro*

This shit is ridiculous... I'm the fucking second in command, YES I CAN PROVIDE FOR HER.

*double checks that everything's in order*

...

*hits send*

*leans back and waits for the call*
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 01:44 am (UTC)

an hour later...

*usual crap, thought after officially becoming emperor this would be easier but no... same old files...*

*corronation was superb, now under way to Romulus.. doesn't feel different though*

*sighs as reads through reports and mails...*

*double takes*

what the...?

*hits comm*

Reed to Tucker, report to my office on the double.
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 01:46 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*grins*

On my way, sir.

*five minutes later, arrives at ready room*

*smoothes leathers, carefully schools face in a blase indifference*

*chimes door*
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 01:47 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

Come in.

*looks up at Charles as he enters, and the smug look on your face*

So it wasn't some clerical error then? You're wanting to have another?
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 01:49 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

So much for indifference...

Another? Sir, at the moment, I have none.
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 01:51 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

He may not be here but he still belongs to you. It's not my fault if you misplace your toys.

*takes the PADD and reads again, though knows what it says*

Secorro of all people. Your laundry girl. How lovely.

*puts PADD down*

You can have sex with her without claiming her, if that's what your problem is.
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 01:53 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*leans against arm of chair*

Paperwork never went through. Clerical error.

*beat*

I wanted to claim her.
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 01:55 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

And why should you be allowed to have a second? It's not exactly the done thing and I'd hate to have anyone think I favoured you.

It would make me seem soft.

*comes up from desk and round, leaning on the front of it now*
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 02:00 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*slides into chair, leaving legs draped across the arm*

*cocks head*

As Admiral of the Fleet and second in command of the Empire's forces, by law I am entitled to two, just as you, as Emperor and Commander of the Emperor's forces are entitled to as many as you please.

*beat*

I simply prefer to have a choice in bedmate.
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 02:02 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

Hrm... *under breath* archaic laws...

Still, final decision does rest on my shoulders.

*makes show of thinking it over*

I'm not even sure it deserves my consideration. I'm not sure if you deserve anything. You haven't been the beacon of my missions like you once were.
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 02:09 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*waits a beat*

Anything in particular you would wish me to improve upon, sir? I have increased effieciency in engineering yet again, I have dealt with disciplinary problems swiftly and decisively, I have revised shipboard regulations, I have moved forward in my plan to secure the NX, and submitted three papers to The Journal Of Warp Theory.

*cocks head and waits*
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 02:11 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*mock pouts* And where do I fit into all those plans?

*gets serious*

Your coronation gift was lousy. I expected better from you than a few toys for Archer.

*thinks*

Though the flaming torch was actually quite fun. Those burns stayed for weeks.

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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 02:15 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*smiles knowingly*

Bella can be made to make something special... something tight, leather... with strategically placed holes....

Or perhaps a new uniform trench of the highest quality Deltan leather?
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 02:24 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*screws face up a bit*

No, I was thinking something a bit more personal.

*leers down to where Charles is sitting*

*tilts head a little*

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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 02:25 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*readjusts slightly to provide the emperor with a better view*

Such as, sir?
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 02:27 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*moves behind the chair, hand trailing over Charles' shoulder*

*bends down so heads are at same level*

*reaches over back of chair and down to Charles' groin and grabs hold*
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 02:32 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*arches hips into his hands*

*lets eyes flutter halfway closed*

*feels a moan at the back of his throat*
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 02:34 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*lets go*

Nice to know I still have some influence over you... but I'd much rather finish that train of thought in my quarters. Later tonight, perhaps.

*stands to full height but keeps hands on back of chair*

Is Secorro fully aware of the situation? Not that it matters, of course, but you already have someone and she will simply be another notch on your belt.
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 02:36 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*opens eyes again slowly*

She is, and she understands what's best.
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 02:37 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

Fine.

*becomes all official*

It'll take up to three weeks for things to be put through. I won't fast track the forms this time.

There are also conditions of this arrangement.
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 02:38 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*raises eyebrow*

Oh? What would these conditions be, milord?
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 02:40 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

You can have two, but you only entertain Secorro until I have my promised second.

So if you don't get me the NX and my prize then both Secorro and Malcolm become forfeit and you'll have that lovely demotion back to the rank of Commander and will be fair game for anyone wishing to have YOU.

Secondly.

*slaps the back of Charles' head*

Stop slouching in my office.
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 02:46 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*sits up straight*

Extortionist...

Understood, milord.
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[User Picture]From: emperorreed
2007-01-23 02:48 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

Fine.

*goes back to own seat*

*let's Charles assume is finished with and head to door*

*keeps eyes on PADD*

You're to be at my quarters tonight at 2100. We can celebrate.

Wear something loose.
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[User Picture]From: admiraltucker
2007-01-23 02:49 am (UTC)

Re: an hour later...

*pauses*

*smirks*

Understood, sir.
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